12 Days of Christmas with Paul

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12 Days of Christmas with Paul

Christmas is here! In the spirit of the holidays, this is my take on the 12 days of Christmas. This should hit home for all my my fellow athletes and health enthusiasts. Before you go any further, this must be sung to the tune of Bob and Doug McKenzie to get the full effect. 

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a fully loaded weight tree! 

On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me,2 Kettlebells, and a fully loaded weight tree!

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 3 adjustable benches,2 Kettlebells, and a fully loaded weight tree!  

On the forth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 4 Proloc Collars,3 adjustable benches,2 Kettlebells, and a fully loaded weight tree!

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love made me do, 5 Paul Burpees! 2.0 of course!4 Proloc Collars,3 adjustable benches,2 Kettlebells, and a fully loaded weight tree!

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 6 slingshots slanging, 5 Paul Burpees!, 4 Proloc Collars,3 adjustable benches,2 Kettlebells, and a fully loaded weight tree!  

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 7 chains a-swinging, 6 slingshots slanging, 5 Paul Burpees!, 4 Proloc Collars,3 adjustable benches,2 Kettlebells, and a fully loaded weight tree!    

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 8 fat gripz squeezing, 7 chains a-swinging, 6 slingshots slanging, 5 Paul Burpees!, 4 Proloc Collars,3 adjustable benches,2 Kettlebells, and a fully loaded weight tree!

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 9 shaker bottles shaking,8 fat gripz squeezing, 7 chains a-swinging, 6 slingshots slanging, 5 Paul Burpees!, 4 Proloc Collars,3 adjustable benches,2 Kettlebells, and a fully loaded weight tree!       

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 10 nose torques screaming , 9 shaker bottles shaking,8 fat gripz squeezing, 7 chains a-swinging, 6 slingshots slanging, 5 Paul Burpees!, 4 Proloc Collars,3 adjustable benches, 2 Kettlebells, and a fully loaded weight tree!    

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 11  bands a-stretching,10 nose torques screaming , 9 shaker bottles shaking,8 fat gripz squeezing, 7 chains a-swinging, 6 slingshots slanging, 5 Paul Burpees!, 4 Proloc Collars,3 adjustable benches,2 Kettlebells, and a fully loaded weight tree!       

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 12 tubs of protein, 11  bands a-stretching,10 nose torques screaming , 9 shaker bottles shaking,8 fat gripz squeezing, 7 chains a-swinging, 6 slingshots slanging, 5 Paul Burpees!, 4 Proloc Collars,3 adjustable benches,2 Kettlebells, and a fully loaded weight tree!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!    


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